Week 12 NFL Power Rankings: Three Words for Each Team

 Another week in the books, you know what time it is! On this week's power rankings we are going to describe each team in three words instead of a long description just for fun. I feel like I need to switch it up a little bit every once in awhile as I get repetitive, especially about the top few teams and the bottom few.

1. Kansas City Chiefs (8-2)
Last week: #1

Mahomes MVP #2.

2. Philadelphia Eagles (9-1)
Last week: #2

Teams figuring (them) out.

3. Buffalo Bills (7-3)
Last week: #5 +

Working kinks out.

4. Miami Dolphins (7-3)
Last week: #4

#1 NFL offense!

5. Dallas Cowboys (7-3)
Last week: #8 +

How 'bout dem-Cowboys.

6. San Francisco 49ers (6-4)
Last week: #7 +

NFC SB favorite?

7. Minnesota Vikings (8-2)
Last week: #3 -

Just a trap (game)?

8. Tennessee Titans (7-3)
Last week: #13 ++

"We're still here"

9. Baltimore Ravens (7-3)
Last week: #6 -

Lamar is lost?

10. Cincinnati Bengals (6-4)
Last week: #10

Ja'Marr is back!

11. Seattle Seahawks (6-4)
Last week: #9 -

Zero error margin.

12. New England Patriots (6-4)
Last week: #14 +

Defense (+ ST) wins championships...

13. New York Giants (7-3)
Last week: #12 -

Fraud York City.

14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-5)
Last week: #15 +

Back on track.

15. Washington Commanders (6-5)
Last week: #16 +

Taylor we trust.

16. New York Jets (6-4)
Last week: #11 --

Zach Wilson sucks!

17. Los Angeles Chargers (5-5)
Last week: #17

Fire Brandon Staley.

18. Atlanta Falcons (5-6)
Last week: #24 ++

Stayin' alive!

19. Detroit Lions (4-6)
Last week: #22 +

3 straight dubs!

20. Indianapolis Colts (4-6-1)
Last week: #18 -

Irsay hired right.

21. New Orleans Saints (4-7)
Last week: #26 ++

We want Winston!

22. Cleveland Browns (3-7)
Last week: #23 +

Making do.

23. Green Bay Packers (4-7)
Last week: #19 -

Pack is dead.

24. Arizona Cardinals (4-7)
Last week: #20 -

Fire Kliff Kingsbury.

25. Chicago Bears (3-8)
Last week: #21 -

Just Fields...

26. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-7)
Last week: #27 +

Bad, not worst.

27. Las Vegas Raiders (3-7)
Last week: #31 +

Finally got one!

28. Pittsburgh Steelers (3-7)
Last week: #25 -

Pickett + Pickens = future

29. Los Angeles Rams (3-7)
Last week: #29

Worst hangover ever.

30. Denver Broncos (3-7)
Last week: #28 -

Keeps getting worse...

31. Carolina Panthers (3-8)
Last week: #30 -

Darnold time... :(

32. Houston Texans (1-8-1)
Last week: #32

Not even Pierce (could get going). 

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JKNFLFOOTBALL Week 11 Honors

Offensive Player of the Week: Travis Kelce, Tight End, Kansas City Chiefs
Statline: 6 receptions for 115 yards, 3 TDs receiving

Defensive Player of the Week: Matt Milano, Linebacker, Buffalo Bills
Statline: 12 total tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 3 TFLs

Special Teams Player of the Week: Marcus Jones, PR, New England Patriots
Statline: Walk-off 84-yard punt return TD vs Jets

Rookie of the Week: Marcus Jones, PR, New England Patriots ^
Statline: ABOVE ^

Team of the Week: Dallas Cowboys (7-3)
Beat Minnesota Vikings 40-3

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Week 12 Official Game Picks
Last Week's Record: 12-2 (record week for me!)
2022 Season Overall: 88-59-1

Lions over Bills (29-27) *THANKSGIVING DAY*
Cowboys over Giants (33-16) *THANKSGIVING DAY*
Patriots over Vikings (20-13) *THANKSGIVING DAY*
Dolphins over Texans (37-13)
Bengals over Titans (26-23)
Panthers over Broncos (23-17)
Bears over Jets (23-16)
Commanders over Falcons (28-18)
Buccaneers over Browns (29-27)
Ravens over Jaguars (19-16)
Seahawks over Raiders (28-18)
Chargers over Cardinals (19-18)
49ers over Saints (25-20)
Chiefs over Rams (40-13)
Eagles over Packers (26-17)
Colts over Steelers (21-17)


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